Happy Sweedish Funland!!

Krista and I planned to go out for breakfast in the morning so we woke up and i convinced her to go to this great place on the Sunset strip called Dukes, it is a fool proof way to see celebs in their most disgusting ritual, eating in disguise. So we park and walk (well i stagger because my foot has ballooned to its full puffy goodness) to Dukes and its empty. The last time i went there, Ben, Ben and I had to share a table with another family, it was awkward, not gonna lie. But this time it was very quiet and there were no celebrities. Oh well, there will be plenty of time to see them. So breakfast was great as expected (though i am biased to breakfast because i could eat it 3 times a day) and then headed over to the Hustler Megastore (at 10:30am) for a looksee. After a long morning of eating and looking at sex toys we decided to head back to the Oakwoods and relax in the sun by the pool (jealous?) Krista worked on her tan while my pale, pale skin reflected the sunlight onto everyone else. It was very relaxing. After we sweated off last nights dinner we decided to go to the happiest place on earth...no not disney...no not hollywood blvd...no not venice beach...ok fine, maybe not the happiest place but an awesome sweedish funland...yes, we went to IKEA. That place is really amazing. If you've never been, IKEA is a home furnishing store created by Sweeds. The philosophical backbone of the store is a do-it-yourself home warehouse of fantastic proportion. The staff is merely there to point out piceces you may have missed. It is the most overwhelming furniture experince, and all for a price you dont have to bargan with the devil for. After trecking around IKEA for a while we went to Ralphs to get what we needed for the nights dinner of Taco Salad, mmm mmm so good, i kind of want some right now, but my somach is making funny noises. Anyway the night ends with a fabulous dinner, again, and some Family guy, the funniest show ever. I talked to my boy then went to bed. Today is awaiting laundry and possibly my computer being fixed and ready to be picked up. The swelling in my foot has gone down, and i wouldnt let Krista take me to the hospital becuase if i needed some kind of permenant cast type thing, i wouldnt be able to leave for New Zealand. Wow, thats pretty soon huh (i just freaked out in my head a little)... All you Emersonians (and suzie), i hope you had a wonderful, wonderful first day of classes. I miss you all. My comment system should be back up and running but you can always email me, i check it obsessively. Captainb@gmail.com