Harbor Cruise

So last night the railway campus sponsored a harbor cruise. To say the least, it was insane. The boat was not all that big so when the wind picked up, it wasn’t just the music that was rockin’. With everyone dressed to the nines, there was an air of good drunk spirit on the boat, that is until the guy no one knew (who we later realized just snuck on the boat with his friend) became Naked Guy, the guy everyone knew...all too well. Yup, he was just as you think he was, for quite a while. I mean it was funny, sure, for a while, but come on, the boat isn’t that big, and you are offensively drunk. So the night went on, the Americans got drunker, and the music seemed to get louder, and the inside of th boat, which there was way to much of for a boat, got hotter, and oh look, someone had the not so original idea to take his pants off. I don’t know why this became a naked boat cruise, but there was more skin than just the legs of the scantily dressed girls. So there was another half naked guy, he had a shirt on, but the best part, was that he thought it would be a great idea to pick a fight (on a small boat full of burly sailors) with Scotty, our token Irish friend. A word of advice; don’t pick a fight with a drunk Irishman and expect people to take you seriously when you are not wearing any pants. Its simple really. The fight was broken up and started again, then broken up again, stern talkin’ to’s were given, im sure only half heartedly because, well, no pants. The cruise ended shortly after the fight broke out as per warning of the captain at the start of the journey, “don’t make me pull this boat over”. The funniest bit, was when the sailors were getting out the ropes to dock the boat, the half naked guy came bounding up the steps with pure fright in his drunken half moon eyes, screaming, THEY’RE GONNA TIE ME UP! He really thought they were. And still not wearing pants. So the festival of weird ended with the group of friends I was with, retrieving our very drunk friend, whom we lost about 30 minutes into the cruise, from the captains quarters where he was sleeping. A long, hilarious walk home ended with Summer and I making pancakes, mmm midnight pancakes.


Harbor Cruise Pictures